Rock, Paper, Scissors

Carlos Alazraqui

Scissors (voice), Mittens (voice), Passenger (voice), Restaurant Patron 1 / Restaurant Patron 3 / Reporter 3 / Party Goer 3 (voice), Swat Member 4 (voice), Guy (voice), Scrudy's Dad / Player (voice), Puppet Scissors / Puppet Mitch (voice), Every Single Scissors (voice), Rhino (voice), Tyrannosaurus Rex (voice), Smitty (voice), Polar Bear (voice), Parrot Pirate / Hieronymus Bosch (voice), Movie Character 3 (voice), Bowling Ball (voice), Chicken 3 (voice), Coach (voice), Director (voice), Shark (voice), Guy Who Doesn't Know He's a Ghost Yet (voice), Safety Inspector 1 (voice)

Thomas Lennon

Paper (voice), Swat Member 1 (voice), Stylist (voice), Photographer (voice), Fashion Policeman (voice), Paper's Brain (voice), Paper's Brain / Paper's Bladder / Parrot (voice), Interviewer (voice), Chicken 2 (voice), Puppet Paper (voice), Old Person (voice)

Ron Funches

Rock (voice), The Wind (voice), Dave (voice), Soccer Player (voice), Tough Bee Goon 1 / Tortoise (voice), Male Birthday Cop 2 (voice)

JP Karliak

Convenient News Reporter (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Solider / Fireman / Guy in the Back (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Camel 1 (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Little Boy (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Gardener (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Barrister Wig (voice), Egg Creature / Announcer (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Guard (voice), Paper 2 / Adult Paper / Chyron (voice), Buff Man / Flub-Bub (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Sheep (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Trampoline Salesman / Teen 2 (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Swat Leader / Pick-Up Artist Robot (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Focus Group Guy 2 (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Machine / Alien (voice), Flub-Bub / Convenient News Reporter (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Leading Man (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Shakespeare / Euclid (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Drummer / Paramedic 2 (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Screaming Person (voice), Convenient News Reporter / Man on One Knee / Crowd Member 2 (voice), Convenient Town Crier / Prince 2 / The Trash (voice)

Melissa Villaseñor

Pencil (voice), Pencil / Pencil Judge #1 / Pencil Judge #2 / Pencil Judge #3 (voice), Therapist (voice), Orchestra Member (voice), Pencil / Post-Apocalyptic Woman (voice), Pencil / Focus Group Girl 2 (voice), Employee (voice), Pencil / Therapist / Woman with the World's Largest Fan (voice)

Eddie Pepitone

Lou (voice), Lou (voice), Lou / Landlords (voice)

Abby Trott

Boss / Party Goer / Young Person (voice), Garbage Princess / Princess of Morenia / Sentient Banana Peel (voice), Robot Executive / Robot Mother (voice), Ms. Cornwall / Prison Guard (voice), Teen 1 / Tutorial Girl (voice), Original Ghost / Debate Kid / Wet-Haired Ghost Girl (voice), Fire Hydrant / Pizza Girl / Female Robot Executive (voice), Cop 1 / Angelic Singer (voice), Marie Curie / Ada Lovelace (voice), Casting Agent (voice), Female Robot Executive / Nickelodeon Executive / Stapler (voice)

Ray Chase

GPS / Security Officer / Fruit Fly (voice), Logan the Rat Bro (voice), Logan the Rat Bro Head / Movie Character 2 / Movie Character 4 (voice), Baron Von Snootsberg / Movie President / Chimpanzee (voice), Logan the Rat Bro / The Wizard / Brogan the Rat Bro (voice), Logan the Rat Bro / Salesman / Computer Voice (voice), Ominous Scientist / Focus Group Guy 3 (voice), Logan the Rat Bro / Baron Von Snootsberg / Car Owner (voice), Lou's Dad (voice)

Jonathan Lipow

Driver (voice), Hiring Robot (voice), Hiring Robot / Doomsday Machine / Customer / Robot 3 (voice), Bus Driver / Driver (voice), Driver / Dad (voice)

Kimberly Brooks

Ms. Meyers (voice), Crew Member / Screaming Girl (voice), The President / Parader / Kid (voice), President / Friendly Shopkeeper / Orange Candy Wrapper (voice), The President of the U.S. (voice), Cute Girl / Failed Librarian (voice)

Grey DeLisle

Kid / Woman / Kid 2 / Restaurant Patron 2 / Restaurant Patron 4 / Reporter 2 / Audience Member / Party Goer 2 (voice), Amusement Park Worker / Little Girl (voice), Body Double / Scissors' Daughter (voice), Lou's Mom (voice), Director / Casting Agent (voice), Safety Inspector 2 / Kid (voice)

Lauren Ash

Sandpaper (voice), Sandpaper / Petitioner (voice), Sandpaper / Nutso, the Rapping Squirrel (voice), Sandpaper / Passerby (voice)